Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Woman Shot in the Head

" Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed  that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very  strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an  hour. 

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Republican, and a Palin supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined, of course, to be Obama's  fault

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The American People Are Fed Up with the Stonewalling

It's all about job, jobs, jobs!

The Republicans don’t care to make any progress. They only care about taking Obama down. They don’t give a shit about the people that voted for them. Most people that voted “Republican” are out of jobs and are fed up with the direction of the economy. Those same people voted for Bush, not once, but twice. What was the result of that? Take a look at the current state of the economy and you will get your answer.

Health care reform should not be repealed. I repeat: Health care reform should not be repealed. Repeat after me: Health care reform should not be repealed. We will not let those knuckle heads tear down what we have built up. We will not let them take away health care reform. We will fight tooth and nail for it. No one wants to be told that they can’t be covered any longer because of a pre-existing condition. College students don’t want to be told that they can no longer be covered on their parent’s health plan.

Tax cuts for the filthy rich? Say what? They don’t need any bloody tax cuts. They have already lined their pockets during the Iraq war. Does anyone remember that? While they were busy getting richer, the economy went into a tail spin, and now they are asking for tax cuts? Shut the front door!

Why should tax cuts be given to the wealthy? The first thing they will do is ship jobs overseas. Most of the secret campaign donations came from foreign countries, and those companies expect to be repaid via job outsourcing.

Listen to this! People want to go back to work. They want jobs! Do you hear me? They want jobs! According to you, Republicans, the people that voted for your tired asses want jobs and they want it now. They seemed a bit impatient with the little progress that is being made, and you are going to let them wait longer while you fight to repeal something that will benefit millions of Americans? Don’t you people ever learn? Will you ever learn? Gosh!

Obama got no credit for what was accomplished. He has accomplished more in two years than any other president, ever! You heard it right. Here is a list of some of Obama’s accomplishments:

1.   He averted a Depression by stimulating the economy. Republicans want to downplay it, but if those steps weren’t taken, unemployment would have been a hell of a lot higher. Obama didn’t get the credit because the economy is still bleak despite the small uptick. In addition, most of the money that was lent to big banks has been repaid. We don’t hear much of that, do we?
2.   Enforcement of equal pay for women
3.   Consumer Credit reform
4.   Health Care Reform
5.   Housing Rescue Plan
6.   Auto Industry Rescue Plan
7.   The very successful Cash for Clunkers Program
8.   Wall Street Reform
You can google to see the bucket list. It’s a pretty long list to boot.

I think the Republicans are jealous, plain and simple. What do they have to show for themselves? Hmmm, let me think. They started a war that was not necessary. They put the country in debt. They try to take credit for something someone else did. They lie about everything to get their way. Need I go on?

Well, that’s all, folks.